
So it was my birthday earlier this month and I hit that all important 24 mark. I'd have a quarter-life crisis but I'm too busy worrying about the Bills this year. In that vein I've devoted 24 wishes to the Bills this season, one for each year of my life I've gone without seeing the Lombardi trophy in the hands of a Bill. These are in no particular order and apply specifically to the 2010 season.
I wish...
1) That the Bills are an exciting team to watch. Few people would predict the Bills will have an improved record but I'm hoping that the games are at least improved contests. I'm done watching the Bills try to bail out the boat every game.
2) That Trent Edwards finally emerges as a starting quarterback who deserves to be a starting quarterback. Let's throw some numbers out there, 3,500 yards passing, 20 TDs +2 on the ground and less than 12 turnovers (fumbles and INTs) would be nice Trent. Make it happen.
3) That Roscoe Parrish once again leads the league in punt return average. He's already done it twice and last year he muffed one punt and was basically benched until Fewell took over as coach; One of the many horrible moves of the Jauron regime. If Spiller emerges as the return man then I replace this wish with the wish that Parrish emerges as an effective and dangerous slot receiver.

4) That Marshawn Lynch gets his chance at redemption. I'd hate to see him relinquished to the role of short yardage/goal line back. The man's got more moves than an electric trout and can cause some serious damage when he gets going. I'd love to see him earn some playing time and make damn good use of it. Beast Mode, not Bench Mode in 2010.
5) That Lee Evans gets a 1,000 yard season. The man is paid to do such and has more than enough talent to be an elite receiver in the league, but this wish depends on wish #2 more than anything. In my opinion he's the most talented receiver we've had since Andre Reed (sorry Moulds, but you were great too) and I want him to have a great year and prove those fantasy prognosticators wrong.
6) That the Offensive Line is an offensive line. Remember last year? Me neither, throw it out. This crew of brutish beasts better stay healthy and become a solid unit or we're going to see even more of the defense than last year and that's flat out unacceptable. I may as well wish to crap gold for the rest of my life; this one's far-fetched.
7) That Aaron Maybin earns his contract. Right now he's #2 at weak side OLB so this one is tough too, but I wish that he gains a starting role and lives up to the expectations we all have for him. I'd rather not label him as a bust after this season, especially considering he was a 1st rounder. 7 sacks? Is that too much to ask?

8) That Jairus Byrd can be the player he was last year. I don't expect him to lead the league in INTs, but man I would love to see him be the same ballhawk he was last year and be feared by opposing quarterbacks.
9) That the defense can make the switch to a 3-4 scheme without too much trouble. By that I mean I'd like to see them improve and be at least a top 15 defense. They have the personnel to make the switch, it's a matter of adjusting to new roles and staying healthy, which leads me to my next wish.
10) That the team can stay healthy. This doesn't mean injury free, this simply means that we don't go through the season and say, "Well if injuries didn't happen this would have been a good football team and a good season." If they're going to fail, I want the failure to be due to growing pains and not bone-mending pains.
11) That Moorman makes the pro bowl. He deserves it every year and I feel like because he kicks in Buffalo, a city known for it's year-round beautiful weather, he gets snubbed. How tough is it to net over 40 yards per punt in Buffalo? Impossible, but #8 did it.
12) That Stevie Johnson remains the starting #2 receiver and performs as a starter should. People say Buffalo does not have good receivers and that's not true. Buffalo has one great receiver (Evans) and some unproven receivers who are very good on tape but have not had the opportunity to play due to the Owens experiment and playing behind sure-hands Reed, both of whom are now gone. I hope SJ can step up and be the next reliable target.

13) That CJ Spiller is lightning. That's his nickname, I want to see it. I wanna see him score from behind the line of scrimmage, from lining up outside, fielding kicks and punts; you name it, they say the man can do it. This year he might not start the season as our #1 RB but he may well end up as our go-to guy if he lives up to the hype. Let's see some excitement.
14) That Fred Jackson picks up where he left off. Need I say more? He did it all last year. He was the one of the few bright spots on the team and the brightest on the offensive side of the ball. He's earned the right to play and I hope he gets his fair share of carries (splitting them with my man Lynch and CJ "Lightning" Thriller), and that he can be a threat as a receiver and kick returner. It's an open competition at the RB role after that opening kickoff tonight and I'm eager to see who can pull into the lead, one of the first round picks (Lynch, Spiller) or journeyman Action Jackson.
15) That Poz has a pro bowl season. It's about time for him, and I'm not saying that as if he better put up or shut up, I simply mean that this is his year. He's healthy, he's hungry, and he can flat out play. Game on Poz.
16) That our secondary can again be a top 5 secondary. Who's back from last year's squad? What? Everyone? Awesome.
17) That we can learn to stop the run. Last year we could not. This year, with the defensive scheme switch and the musical positions game we've played, I'm hoping we can perform and at least hold opponents to under 130 yards/game on the ground, which unfortunately would mean an improvement.
18) That Lindell makes 90% of his field goals. This would be a ridiculous figure considering he's only hit the mark once in his career, but he was about 85% last year, one or two more FGs made would make the difference and might win us one more game if we know we can count on him in the clutch.

19) That we don't blow a 4th quarter lead. I don't know how many of these we might have this season (2, 3 maybe?), but come on! What has typified the Bills of the past 5 years more than missed opportunities and not closing out opponents? I think with Chan at the helm we'll be less inclined to sit back and ride the wave through the 4th quarter, or at the very least with his more stringent practice schedule and specialized conditioning coaches we'll have players who won't tire in the 4th. I want to see the Bills take care of business when they've got the opportunity to do so.
20) That we can finally beat the Patriots. I don't want to say anything more, but it's about time.
21) That we win in the Toronto series. Hasn't happened so far and this year it's against the Bears who aren't a great team so it's possible. If the Bills want to draw in the Canadian crowd a little more then they better win one of these, and I wish that this be the year. (A little more revenue in Canadian dollars might help avert seeing the LA Bills)
22) That Williams and Troup can be successful at NT. Been about a decade since the Bills have had an NT and unfortunately we don't have a Wilfork on the squad. With sharing the responsibilities of NT, I wish that Williams and Troup can be at least average so that they have to be accounted for by the opposing offense on every play. An effective NT would no doubt help our pass rush too.
23) That the Bills have at least 3 players elected to the pro bowl. I've already wished Moorman and Poz into the pro bowl. I'm wishing at least one more. The most likely candidates as I see them: Byrd, Jackson, Spiller, and Evans.

24) That the Bills make the playoffs. Playoffs! Don't talk about playoffs! Yeah, I know it won't happen and you could probably change the "I wish" up above to "I pray" because this probably won't happen without some kind of divine intervention. However, all Bills fans are wishing this and have been since the '99-'00 season ended. Me, I'm praying for a little deus ex machina in the Bills favor this season.
Those are my birthday wishes. Whoever grants those, make 'em so and thanks in advance on behalf of Bills nation.